The Pet Convincer is Here

Nobody wants to admit that their dog has issues, but all of our dogs do.  Between Yorkies barking at mailmen, Bernese mountain dogs stealing béarnaise sauce off kitchen counters and King Charles Spaniels shedding on upholstery couches, it’s just a wild and whacky world of doggy misbehavior.  But we know that even if they pee in the wrong places, make noise at the wrong times and eat the wrong shoes, we love them and would never send them to the pound.  So what’s a human to do?  The Pet Convincer is here to help you show your dog who’s boss.  The gizmo fires off a non-toxic, humane blast of compressed Co2, conditioning your dog according to time-tested Pavlovian methods.  Two or three repeats on the same bad act, and your dog will have learned his lesson.  Extensively tested at The Play and Stay Pet Care Center, The Pet Convincer is sold with a 100% satisfaction or your money back guarantee.  No word, though, on whether your dog’s satisfaction with the product enters into the picture.

*   Gentle air-blast plus high-pitched noise is like cognitive therapy for canines
*   Can also be used to fend off others’ aggressive dogs
*   Replacement cartridges available through seller’s website and at retail outlets
*   A Dogasaur.com “Daily Woof!”