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If only Ace Ventura had known about the DNA Breed Identification Kit

Dogasaur — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 12:41:12 +0000

If only Ace Ventura had known about the DNA Breed Identification Kit, he might have made it to Prime Time. For with this easy-to-use piece of detection, there’s no longer any problem finding out exactly where that doggy in the window came from. Although handy for tracking down errant dogs on the wrong side of the law, the DNA Kit is actually aimed at the millions (six, in fact) of law-abiding dogs who’ve done nothing worse than getting adopted without being able to provide anything more than a hint at their ancestry. The test is as painless to the dog as it is to you, because it only requires an easily swiped cheek swab. From there it’s just a short trip to the BioPet lab, where their paternity experts figure out which of the 56 validated breeds belong in the family tree. That information provides a treasure trove of information regarding your dog’s behavior, potential health risks and disposition. And your dog will get the satisfaction of knowing exactly where he comes from. The only loser? The dog with pretensions to racial purity, who finds out he’s just a mutt after all.

*Discover your dog’s genetic history as present in the DNA.

*The simple, harmless collection technique can be quickly done at home.

*A Dogasaur “Daily Woof!”

Find That Smell With The Stinkfinder Light

Dogasaur — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 13:17:47 +0000

Here’s proof that fools rush in where wise men no longer need to. Because there’s nothing worse than smelling someone’s dirty business without knowing exactly where the little sneak pooped, peed or threw up. When that happens, most of us are forced to put our nose on the front line, and find the spot by trial and error. All to the amusement of the gadget geek, who merely waves his magic wand: the Stink Finder ultraviolet black light. Whether it’s a large area or small, recon of your house, car or fleabag motel, the light will lead you straight to the source of accident, recent or untreated. Because a little knowledge is in this case a dangerous thing, they even threw in a free bottle of urine odor remover. Although primarily designed for cat urine, this non-scrub, non-rinse formula works instantly on contact, is non-toxic and non-flammable and biodegradable and prevents re-marking. All in all, back to gently used in a jifferoo.

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Overfeeding Dogs Increases The Number Of Fat cells, Just As In People

Dogasaur — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:04:57 +0000

It’s not just the adults — and the children — of the world who are packing on the pounds. Thanks to sedentary lifestyles and diet, doghood obesity is no longer an oxymoron. Like people, dogs are suffering from a super-sizing of portions. So instead of casually filling a bowl up with dog food, you need to know how much is enough. That’s why these great looking Wetnoz Pet Bowls come in three “scoop and doop” sizes, making it easy for you to dole out the right amount of food. Even better, these bowls look like an homage to Calder, not just a slop bowl. So go ahead and flaunt your artistic side. Turn what used to be your kitchen floor into a canvas of modern art.

*Overfeeding puppies increases the number of fat cells, just as it does in people.

*Overweight people tend to have overweight dogs.

*One-third of all dog owners don’t know their dogs are obese and at risk.

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The Springer People Swear Their Bicycle Jogger Is Safer Than It Looks

Dogasaur — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:14:10 +0000

The Springer people swear their Bicycle Jogger is safer than it looks, but before you strap it on, you might want to check your cojones and make sure they’re still there. You may need them the first time you decide you can run the dog from your bike. This is possible, evidently, because the low mounted coil spring the system is based on, absorbs and reduces the dogs pulls and tugs by up to 90%. There’s also a safety release, which allows the dog to break away if you find yourself heading into a tree or post or out-of-control Rollerblader. It’s unclear from the literature whether it’s your job or your dog’s to pull the release tab. But that’s one of those things that we’re sure you’ll figure out once you have to.

* Comes with an additional attachment, in case your dog wants to bring a friend.

* Encourages bonding in those manly moments.

* Works on most bikes and dogs.

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* Springer Bicycle Jogger

The Three R’s: Recycle. Reuse. Rewoof.

Dogasaur — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:56:26 +0000

The time has come to turn your dog green. At least that’s what the folks behind the Orbee-Tuff Recycle Ball think. This toy company takes its leftover material and turns it into RecycleBall, a soft-rubber, big-bounce ball that leaves no carbon imprint on your wall or, for that matter, anywhere else. Made out of 100% first quality Orbee-Tuff material, these balls live up to their name, manufactured in a regrind process. And they live up to the three R’s: Recycle. Reuse. Rewoof. There’s only one caveat. These balls are made of soft rubber. So if your guy — or gal — is a heavy chewer, the rubber may not be strong enough to provide the environmental protection you’re using it for in the first place. Ouch.

* 100% Guaranteed

* Buoyant

* Minty

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Bad to the Bone: Memoir of a Rebel Doggie Blogger by Bo Hoefinger

Dogasaur — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 10:41:01 +0000

"Witty commentary and hilarious observations."--Dog Living Let's get this clear right away: I'm a dog. I'm 1'10" and weigh 63 lbs, and although I'm a mutt on the outside, I'm a purebred on the inside. My good nature comes from the Golden Retriever side of the family, while my stubbornness is clearly from my Chowchow bloodlines. I've got Rastafarian ears, a black tongue for licking, and paws that should be on a dog twice my size. I type 60 words a minute. My name is Bo, and this is my story. From shelter dog reject to beloved pet and popular doggie blogger, Bo Hoefinger's life has been anything but ordinary. Join this incorrigible canine as he welcomes us into his life, complete with his wacky "parents," a constipated feline housemate, and chipmunk warfare. Bad to the Bone is an unforgettable, laugh-out-loud tale of love and loyalty that reveals the true heart of a modern American family. "A real treat. Bo is so distinctively adorable and funny, that no other dog will be able to follow in his pawsteps."--Tracie Hotchner, author of The Dog Bible and host of DOG TALK (NPR affiliate WLIU-FM 88.3 radio show) "You'll laugh, you'll howl, you'll practically wag with pleasure. . .Bo is truly the voice of his doggy generation."--Dr. Marty Becker, Resident veterinarian on ABC TV's Good Morning America, Host of "The Pet Doctor with Marty Becker" on PBS, Author of 17 pet books, Nationally syndicated columnist, and Co-creator of petconnection.com "A well-written and fun read. . .Bo takes you inside his family and you feel as if you're right there experiencing all the joys and pains with them. You'll want to hug your own dog after reading this book!"--Suzanne Jalot, Editor-In-Chief of DOGliving magazine "Bo's rebel adventures in naps and squirrels will stir the heart and stoke human understanding of how dogs must think. His "voice" is utterly original, sharp, and kind."--Monica Collins, "Ask Dog Lady" columnist, askdoglady.com "Witty commentary and hilarious observations."--DOGliving magazine

Can Train Even The Most Sprayful Of Dogs

Dogasaur — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:45:53 +0000

Go where you want to go is a good idea, but not when you’re talking about urine. Free spirits notwithstanding, aimless urination has brought more than one dog owner to his knees. But rise up, all ye’ afflicted: The Pee Post is here. This simple stake in the ground, unbelievably, can train even the most sprayful of dogs and with minimal fuss. Its secret is a pheromone mix that lures Fido with its smell. Dogs who have not established their marking patterns are the easiest to train. Generally speaking, male dogs need less direction and reinforcement, but the pheromones stay active for months so even the slowest and bitchiest learners will get the message sooner or later.

* Makes housebreaking easier by using the natural instinct of your pet.

* Train your pet to go in just one area! Keep the rest of your lawn green!

* Simple design for easy stalking, removal, relocating.

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Puppy themed version of Monopoly

Dogasaur — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 14:30:06 +0000

As if childhood didn’t last long enough, the Late for the Sky people have come out with Puppy-opoly, the little kid version of Dog-opoly. It, in turn, is the canine version of Mono-poly. Sense a pattern? Getting it absolutely right, this puppy-themed version is aimed, surprisingly, at kids from five to eight. So there are puppy tokens, get stuck in the doghouse or obedience school and hoard treats rather than the far more demanding hotels and apartments of garden variety people-opoly. And because it is for children and therefore has to have some educational component, the kids supposedly pick up lots of useful information and training tips. But education be damned, they seem perfectly content to be puppies gathering treats for as long as the game lasts. Which, as you know, could be sometime around forever.

*Puppy themed version of Monopoly

*NO banker necessary. Just like real life!

*Includes 48 bones, a packet of Treats (money) in denominations of 1 through 5, 28 Obedience School cards, 16 deed cards, one die

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Unstupid, despite the Dummies title

Dogasaur — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 06:00:03 +0000

When selecting a pooch, humans are apt to do the doggone dumbest things! For example, we know of one utter imbecile who tried teaching French to an Old English Sheepdog puppy. Obviously, n’est-ce pas, if you want a French-speaking dog, you should choose a French breed. Duh! Then too, they say if you don’t want to walk a doggy, the perfect breed for you is a cat. After all, not for nothing is the author of this volume named Walkowizc! Despite the Dummies title, though, there’s nothing idiotic or condescending about the writer’s advice. Clearly written and well-organized, this For Dummies book delivers with keen insights into breed characteristics. You certainly never ever want to adopt a particular pup just because your kids think it looks irresistible, staring up with those “Take me home” eyes. No, no, no; a thousand times no. You rather want a dog that’s a felicitous fit for your household. This book arms you with the knowledge to meet that goal.

*   Easy-to-read; packed with useful information
*   Unstupid, despite the Dummies title
*   Intriguing as a reference, even for highly experienced dog owners
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*   Choosing a Dog for Dummies by Chris Walkowizc

Arctic Paws Yummy Chummies Wild Alaskan Salmon Treats

Dogasaur — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:30:06 +0000

Do you ever feel like you’re swimming upstream, trying to get your dog to eat right? Why not let a school of salmon do the upstream swimming for you? Arctic Paws Yummy Chummies Wild Alaskan Salmon Treats let your dog have that “King of the Mountain Stream” feeling without leaving the comfort and security of his normal dwelling place. The recipe from which the treats are made includes real wild Alaskan salmon along with rosemary extract and garlic. Omega 3 and Omega 6 fatty acids abound, in support of a healthy coat, joints, skin and heart.

*   Omega 3 and Omega 6 fatty acids
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*   Arctic Paws Yummy Chummies Wild Alaskan Salmon Treats